CBA Embroidered Caps - Added Scientific Testing See Post #2

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David Reiss CBA Membership Director posted this 10 February 2019

New CBA embroidered logo caps. Your choice of red or navy blue, top quality USA made cap. Buy yours today by clicking here

David Reiss - NRA Life Member & PSC Range Member Retired Police Firearms Instructor/Armorer
-Services: Wars Fought, Uprisings Quelled, Bars Emptied, Revolutions Started, Tigers Tamed, Assassinations Plotted, Women Seduced, Governments Run, Gun Appraisals, Lost Treasure Found.
- Also deal in: Land, Banjos, Nails, Firearms, Manure, Fly Swatters, Used Cars, Whisky, Racing Forms, Rare Antiquities, Lead, Used Keyboard Keys, Good Dogs, Pith Helmets & Zulu Headdresses. .

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David Reiss CBA Membership Director posted this 11 February 2019

Scientific testing has just proven that wearing a CBA logo cap will shrink your groups and increase your scores by as much as 65%. In addition, you will have the added benefit of looking 15 years younger. As a dieting aid it has the effect of making you look like you are at your "old fighting weight". Last our test group of married men from the ages of 63 - 93, wore the hat every day for three weeks. During that time they finished all of those projects that they started when Eisenhower was president but never finished. Their wives actually commented on the holes in their guns collections, suggestion they might want to go out and pick up a few. And last all the pretty young waitresses at the cafe left their phone numbers on a napkin after remarking just how "sexy" the cap made them look.

Coming soon, CBA t-shirts that can actually promote the regrowth of hair, 96.991% sucess rate to date. 

David Reiss - NRA Life Member & PSC Range Member Retired Police Firearms Instructor/Armorer
-Services: Wars Fought, Uprisings Quelled, Bars Emptied, Revolutions Started, Tigers Tamed, Assassinations Plotted, Women Seduced, Governments Run, Gun Appraisals, Lost Treasure Found.
- Also deal in: Land, Banjos, Nails, Firearms, Manure, Fly Swatters, Used Cars, Whisky, Racing Forms, Rare Antiquities, Lead, Used Keyboard Keys, Good Dogs, Pith Helmets & Zulu Headdresses. .

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David Reiss CBA Membership Director posted this 12 February 2019

They've arrived.

David Reiss - NRA Life Member & PSC Range Member Retired Police Firearms Instructor/Armorer
-Services: Wars Fought, Uprisings Quelled, Bars Emptied, Revolutions Started, Tigers Tamed, Assassinations Plotted, Women Seduced, Governments Run, Gun Appraisals, Lost Treasure Found.
- Also deal in: Land, Banjos, Nails, Firearms, Manure, Fly Swatters, Used Cars, Whisky, Racing Forms, Rare Antiquities, Lead, Used Keyboard Keys, Good Dogs, Pith Helmets & Zulu Headdresses. .

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Brodie posted this 13 February 2019

I'll take one.

B.E.Brickey

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jchiggins posted this 13 February 2019

My wife wants to know where the new hair will grow.........

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Dale53 posted this 14 February 2019

I have to give KUDOS to the copy writer. I got a REALLY good chuckle out of this! They do look like great caps, too!

Dale53

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