Fouling Shot humour

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JeffinNZ posted this 05 February 2018

I finally got around to reading my FS today.  Working 6am to 1430 so was sitting outside in the sun (summer here) with a coffee and the FS laughing merrily at some of the musings.

1) Ed Harris in mailbox referring to old powder.  "...what you have is very expensive fertiliser........I mourn for your loss and suggest Roma tomatoes grown indoors........." 

2) Michael L Hasuchild on his .25/35. "do not take your wife and girlfriend to the same match."  Sage advice there.

3) Dale Lock on .45 Colt loads.  "Mastodons are scarce here in Illinois since I killed them all with my Red Ryder BB gun...."  You'll shoot your eye out Dale!

GREAT effort gents.  My neighbours must have been wondered just what was I drinking.

Cheers from New Zealand

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David Reiss posted this 05 February 2018

Jeff,

I totally agree. The FS was just fantastic reading from end to end. But when I read Hasuchild's comment it brought back a incident I will never forget.

True story: I was working the street very early in my LE career. Stopped a speeding car (convertible) do'in about 90 in a 55. As I approached the car the driver steps out wearing no shirt, just a bathing suit. He tells me his wife is in labor at the hospital having their first child. So noticing a blonde in the front passenger set I get closer and see she is wearing a bikini and definitely not pregnant if you catch my drift. So being a keen eyed young officer with extreme detective skills already honed in my first few months on patrol, I comment to the guy that she sure doesn't look pregnant and she is not in the hospital. You already know his response, but i will repeat it for anyone that doesn't have my street experience. He says, "she's not my wife, she's my girlfriend". I let him go because no one is that honest, at least when stopped by the police! confused

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JeffinNZ posted this 05 February 2018

LOL.  And there goes the neighbours again wondering what the howls of laughter are about.

Cheers from New Zealand

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GP Idaho posted this 06 February 2018

 Jeff: Thanks for the pic.  You've BIG mice down there. Ours are hard to hit if they are on the run. Gp

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BigMan54 posted this 06 February 2018

I prefer busting pigeons in the head with my air rifle, they gather under the rabbit hutch for the seeds that fall through the hardware cloth bottom. I take the screen off the kitchen window and sit on a stool drinking coffee and thinking up lies to tell my surviving friends that they haven't heard yet. Sometime I just watch you-tube videos from our brothers from the DEEP south. they're funnier than watching the old THREE STOOGES.

Long time Caster/Reloader, Getting back into it after almost 10yrs. Life Member NRA 40+yrs, Life S.A.S.S. #375. Does this mean a description of me as a fumble-fingered knuckle-draggin' baboon. I also drool in my sleep. I firmly believe that true happiness is a warm gun. Did I mention how much I HATE auto-correct on this blasted tablet.

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Maven posted this 06 February 2018

Nice to see you posting again, Jeff!

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JeffinNZ posted this 07 February 2018

Rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated.

I have been flat out busy Paul.

Cheers from New Zealand

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